Jeez. Back in the old days...

...they really knew how to take care of a gal's unpredictable emotions. All she had to do was visit her local doctor for some "water therapy" or "massage."

Nowadays, I have to call an escort for such premium services.

Sears and Roebuck, you have become SO square.

Better go, I feel my uterus floating around. It will soon be up to my neck, and I've got Marco's number on speed dial...


Female Hysteria