Sunday, November 11, 2007

Forcing the End.

Periodically on MySpace, I get a friend invite from some loser wanting to "hook up." I resist the desire to refer you to this guy's profile (it further fleshes out what a completely illiterate troglodyte he is), but I'll at least show you his introductory email:

really liked ure pics besides the obvious fact that u so purdy i can tell that u soo coo u got that wow factor now floor me by givin me a lil shout can i get witchya?? ya know bungee jumpin is like getting a blow job from ya gandma it might feel good but 4 godsakes dont look down ,lol

Charming.

By the way, he lists his influences as "mom dad jesus."

Humanity continues to slip even further into oblivion, at an exponential rate. We race toward the apocalypse in a flaming cart of hooligans, half-wits and herd-mentality drones.

Happy Sunday!

11 comments:

Steven said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love that photo at the end. I'm not sure how you can resist a guy brave enough to send an email like that. I am wondering though about the comment about getting a blow job from your grandmother, is he speaking from experience on that? I'd be afraid of the answer I'd get to that question because it is probably in the affirmative and that is just ....*Shivers down the spine* gross. Feel free to share more of those lovely emails because they are so stupid as to be funny. :D

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

I know you're joking, but resistance has never been hard for me when it comes to bravado-- especially when it equals sheer stupidity on the part of the braying philistine.

And, considering he can't even spell "grandma" right, I'd be more terrified to meet the grandma who'd be willing to consider performing such a degrading act on such a dreg of humanity.

Funny yes, but alarming, too.

Ghetto Photo Girl said...

I hate Myspace.

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

Yeah, agreed. I've "quit" twice, only to come crawling back. I do so primarily to stay in touch with my friends; you're pretty much the only one who visits my other presences...

Steven said...

I just went to to your YouTube page and watched Kitty Cat Dance Party and was LMAO. I love how Heechee didn't pay attention to the camera at all and Chaplin and Ilea pretty much just stared at the camera the whole time. :D You need a laser pointer to see if they will chase the dot around.

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

It's nice to have someone commenting on that vid! It was something silly I did one evening to break the monotony of studying. I actually stood behind the camera and danced around like a crazy woman through the whole Bjork song to see how they would react. As you saw, even that didn't motivate them to do much besides occasionally look up.

Perhaps I'll add more kitty adventures to my repertoire in the future. They definitely do love a laser pointer--I'll have to find some creative way to work that in.

Steven said...

I thought I heard some finger snapping in the background but I just thought you were trying to get the cats' attention. :D

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

Oh, that wouldn't have been me you heard--it was part of the music. I overlayed the recorded track later in the edit, so it wouldn't sound so tinny coming from the camera mic.

Although certainly in the original cut there was snapping, clapping, laughing, and even some underwear being thrown around (okay, I'm kidding about that one).

Steven said...

LMAO about the flying underwear! I missed seeing that, although it could have been interesting.

Kenn Minter said...

Excuse me... but "mom dad jesus" are MY influences.

-the Reddog

Alexandra Scarborough (Sasha) said...

As one would expect, RD.